Showing posts with label justFUNNY. Show all posts
Showing posts with label justFUNNY. Show all posts

18 February 2016

Koay's Love Language #16.

One day while stuck in a non-moving traffic jam, he received a Whatsapp message.

Him: *opens the message, click download the voice message and hears them out loud*

Me: *looks at his serious face, thinking confirm this is about work so no disturb*

Him: Yeah, okay. Sounds good la actually. *while still listening to the long voice message*

Me:  *looks at him with both my eyebrows raised and burst out laughing so loud that he terkejut*

Him: What? Why you suddenly laugh? *the voice message ended while I was laughing*

Me:  WHY DID YOU TALK TO THE VOICE MESSAGE? YOU KNOW IT'S NOT A LIVE PHONE CALL RIGHT? YOU KNOW IT'S RECORDED RIGHT?

Him: *looks at me then at his phone* OH SHIT. *embarrassed to the max*

Me: You're so noob wei! I thought you work so much till crazy already for a split second. You answered to a recorded voice message. Just know this okay, that this I will forever remember. Heh.

Him: G!

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That was one of the day when traffic jams didn't feel like a torture. We laughed for so long and even after we got home, we would still be laughing on it. My huz-to-be is a noob. 

27 January 2016

Koay's Love Language #14.

Other than my family, he is the one person that would volunteer in a heartbeat to fetch me to the airport in the wee hours. I am really blessed.

We were walking to the check-in counter.

Me: I hate flying without you :(
Him: Yeah, right! 
Me: What? This one is for work leh. But it's okay cos I have a piece of you with me at all times! *shows off ring to him*
Him: You mean a piece of my bank!
Me: G!

15 January 2016

Koay's Love Language #13.

We were in a very cold room for quite a long time one night.

Me: Wahh, super cold wei. Cannot tahan!
Him: Ma good thing I went up and switched off the air-cond. 
Me:Oh you also cannot tahan ah? So weak ah?
Him: You got more fats what thats why you can tahan.
Me: WHATTT! YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!
Him: *laughing*

07 January 2016

Koay's Love Language #12.

He had just gotten his iPhone 6s two days ago okay. 


Me: Eh, charge your phone with the powerbank lah, so you can lie next to me and use phone together.
Him: Huh. Can trust one or not the powerbank? Can explode one or not?
Me: Whattt? It's new and it's a powerbank. What explode all?
Him: *came next to me with his iPad*
Me: Why not using phone leh? Where is it?
Him: Charging with the proper cable la.
Me: Why? Can charge with the portable powerbank what. That's what everyone do..
Him: *looked at me* It's too young!
Me: *looked at him, and literally rolled on the bed laughing my lungs out*
Him: Now you know how I'm going to treat my babies next time.. 
Me: HAHAHAH! YOU ARE CRAZY!

08 November 2014

Muthu, The Promoted Bangla.

Today, we had our lunch here. After lunch, we were supposed to drop by Muthu Frozen Food to get Cheddar, Parmesan, Mozzarella cheese and a box of cooking cream for mom.

While we were driving back from lunch, he was driving on the left lane when I suddenly remembered that we were supposed to head over to Muthu's, and the turning was just right in front.

"Muthu! Muthu! Right! Turn Right!!

I shouted in shock because I SUDDENLY remembered and didn't want to miss that turn. He obviously forgot about getting those cheese. 

Then, he quickly put on the right signal and cut into the right-est lane.

"Excuse me, my name is Adrian, not Muthu okay."

I looked at him, confused. 

"Muthu! Muthu! Right! Turn Right!!"

I laughed out loud alright. I didn't even realize it came out sounding like that.

He actually thought I called him Muthu! 

One of the funniest moment in the car for sure.

Everyone, please meet Muthu, no longer called a Bangla. Promoted already :) 

05 September 2014

Real Room Escape: Break The Code.

If you read my blog often, you would know that I try my best to plan things to do during public holidays. It could be roadtrips, food trip or just anything.

This time, I saw a great deal on Groupon on this interesting adventure. Normal price usually about RM30+ per person right, Groupon is selling at only RM25 per person.

Since we've always wanted to try this out but never did because so expensive, I thought that the replacement holiday could use an activity. So, I went ahead and bought for 12 people. Crazy hor.

Koay even 'questioned' me because I straight buy for 12 people without having 12 people saying yes to this activity. Haha.

At first, I was quite nervous because I was either lacking of one or two people, but thank God all spaces were filled. Heh.

So, we met at Belisa Row at 3:30pm and since maximum number of people allowed in one category/room is up to 8 people, we decided to split into two groups.



The Crazy Lab (zombie apocalypse) and Detective X.

It is said that Detective X is the hardest of all four and Crazy Lab is probably the second hardest.

We picked our category and started our adventure. 

Detective X
Adrian//Eulene//Joshua//Le Anne//Le Roy//Sarah

Crazy Lab
Angeline//Baxster//Ben//Jesher//Nehemiah//Nikki



Both teams did not manage to complete it within 60 minutes. Boohoo. We were all so close to the finishing line. SO CLOSE OKAY! If only we have extra 30 minutes. If only.

I don't know about the Crazy Lab, but for Detective X, everything looked so real in it and all the clues were amazing. We have 3 hints which mean when we press on the bell, a helper will come in and help us solve a 'puzzle' by giving us hints etc. A few times, I was mind blown. The clues/puzzles all very clever lah. Love it!

Goofing around with the props. Ben is definitely having a lot of fun :)

Celebrity shot with our Nikki Minaj. This photo makes my day, anytime. Siau lang.

I'm quite adventurous in trying out new hairstyle. This one big no-no.

It was only one hour, but it was filled with so much fun. More fun than I expected.

Ahh, another Public Holiday well spent :)

Next Public Holiday will be spent out of Penang! EIGHT more days till vacation! :)

28 April 2014

Padan Muka I.

This is first time ever going through such thing.

Having my car towed away. 

The best part? 

I didn't even know it was gone. Only until my friend and a stranger came and told me.

In 2013, I've got two love letters. One in January and the other one in April. So, having my car towed away by the MPPP was quite a huge thing.

When I found out, I didn't know how to react. The first question popped in my head was, "Where to claim back my car?" Then only, "How much the penalty wei?"

Such a laugh-able moment. 

Yes, I've parked at a yellow line area at a lorong. It's the place where I park everyday from Monday to Friday. However, someone decided to complain to the MPPP and they bring the tow car machine thingy.

Apparently, when they were there, they sounded the siren and those cars that were not supposed to be there moved and I was the only one who didn't move my car. THAT'S BECAUSE I DIDN'T HEAR ANY SIREN! My colleagues all also didn't hear anything.

Supposedly if MPPP notices that your car is going against the rule, they will clamp it for 4 hours. After 4 hours still never move your car then they will tow it already. Not if someone make a complaint. 

My friend told me that there were so many people on the road looking while my car was being towed away.

I called my dad and we went to Lebuh McNair (seventh street) to pay the fine and get back the car.

It was then only they told us that someone lodges a complaint and they had to tow it away. The officer asked me why I never go move my car. Obviously I didn't hear the siren lah!

I was supposed to pay RM300 but they gave me 50% discount. When everything was settled, the officer said sorry to me. I was like, "U tak payah sorry to me lah. Not your fault pun!" 

We exchanged smiles and I said thank you to him again. 

It was a lesson for me to learn. A very expensive one, but it could have been worse. If it's police love letter, it could cost me RM300 with NO DISCOUNT. 

So, I am grateful that this happened. Afterall, who ask me to park along yellow line. Who? Haha.

Thank You Jesus.

02 April 2014

Photo of Poop.

I don't think anyone has any idea how many of poop photo I have in my camera roll album.

All from him.

Whenever his poop doesn't look like the normal ones, whether in size or color, for sure whatsapp got notification.

Most recent one was just yesterday. 

I drove to his office to fetch him for breakfast before work starts. He rushed into his office 2 minutes before I arrive and told me, he needed to go do number 2.

I was playing candy crush while waiting in the car and then I received a whatsapp message. 

Yep, you guessed it right. A photo of his dark long poop in the toilet bowl. Also, to let me know he's done with business and on his way down.

What have I gotten myself into seriously?

I'm sorry I cannot post any of his collection here. It's too disgusting and mind-disturbing. 

Actually, I should have saved all the images he sent to me. I can compile them, have them printed on a photobook and give him for his birthday present. Aiyahhhh! Why I never thought of it before! 

24 February 2014

Say Something I'm Giving Up On You.


Photo courtesy of Indy Benjamin Toh.

27 November 2013

Girlie Goal.

So, we are now in the process of sending our Art Director's hardwork to get it printed and then we could start distributing them :)

I wish I have a personal assistant that can do all this things for me. Not only for WhatTwoEatHere, but for my work too. Like when they want me to call up cafes or hotels to do conference and all this. Though I kinda enjoy them, I think I would enjoy having a personal assistant more. Bossy me. Hah.

Maybe next time, in the future, my rank will entitle me to a personal assistant. I sure will demand high pay for her, because working for me must be quite tough. Hahaha. And it'll definitely be a girl because girl can multitask better than guys. Oh, and she can become my fashion person too since I don't really have a very good sense of clothing and up to trend kinda thing. Personal shopper. Hmm.. All that sounds so good lah!

I shall work hard to get to my goal. Hahaha.

What a goal huh.

two more sleeps till mad city.

21 November 2013

The Favorite Tee.

How is everyone feeling today?

The 4th day of the week.
I know for most people, Sunday is their day one, but for me, Monday is the first day of the week. That's why Monday blues are so horrible. Start the week with waking up early for work. Heh. Okaylah, no more complaining about that anymore.

I have no idea why but as I was doing my work, I kept thinking about clothes. Yeah, clothes as in t-shirts and dresses.

I suddenly remembered of few t-shirts that I used to have for the longest time ever and how it's now all gone. All gone unvoluntarily.

Too bad I have no photos of them.

One of the t-shirts that I loved most and obviously most remembered is the orange top that's a bit oversized after all these years of washing and drying. It's orange faded a bit, and there's a medium-sized Winnie the Pooh's cartoon in front. When it started to fade a bit, it became my top favorite pajamas. Last time, I would wear them for one week straight to sleep. Haha.

Not only it was faded, it was also very torn at the shoulder area and then the "hole" grew bigger and bigger till my whole right (if I'm not mistaken) shoulder was bare. So sexy tau.

Despite the condition, I still wear it to sleep everytime it's freshly washed, till I noticed it missing months ago. Wait, I think almost a year ago d. Hmm I can't really remember.

Anyways, I went around the house (about a year ago I think) and asked everyone if they saw this orange top of mine. My family all knew exactly what I was talking about because they always see me in it close to bed time. 

I remembered clearly that everyone said no. Even Mrs Khoo. So, I just let it go. I was actually sad for few days.

The next thing I know, when I went into the kitchen few days after, I saw this orange cloth that was on the floor, that was obviously used for many days already (by the look of it) and it definitly looked like it was purposely being used at "floor mat"

I picked it up and LO AND BEHOLD, it was MY WINNIE THE POOH'S TOP! I straight gong ki. Like literally lost for words. Emotions also all mixed up. A lot of confusion though. 

Everyone laughed when they saw my reaction to it and I wanted to get it washed but mom said it was too late because it was actually very torn by now. SUCH A SAD DAY OKAY!

They all just laughed it off and I was like, so so sad. 

Okaylah, at least my sadness didn't take like few days. Not even hours. I think it was probably that 30 minutes after I found it being "tortured"! Hahaha. 

I think my mom felt bad because she assumed that I didn't want it anymore since so torn apart d and after that she just threw it away (or at least I think she threw it away la). I'll probably still feel sad everytime I see it on the kitchen floor. Mommy is so caring :))

So, now I no longer have any favorite t-shirt that I can wear to sleep. Waitt.. actually I've got one. His grey (definitely oversized) t-shirt that I now always wear to bed. Haha.

So yeah, that's my take on my favorite top that's rested in peace already.

What's yours?

05 September 2013

02 July 2013

Apple-Eye, Beat-Heart and Toe-Leg.


A person can only get so weird, but you.. your weirdess is out of this world babe.
OUT OF THIS WORLD :)

13 June 2013

Green Is The New Black/Brown.




This is still considered alright because he didn't send the actual green treasure to my phone :)

09 April 2013

03 March 2013

Couple Comment.

**tie-shopping at Queensbay after lunch today**

Me: Babe, you know how people always comment on couples? Like that guy so handsome why he can end up with that girl not pretty eh? Or that girl so pretty la but also end up with a guy not handsome at all?

Him: Yeah.. Why..?

Me: I wonder what would people say about us hor.. *touches his face with one side eyebrow raised*

Him: *stares with one sided smile*

Me: Can you be the not handsome one ah? Then, let me be the pretty girl?

Him: *smiles* Yes, I'm the ugly one..

Me: Aww.. You the best la *grins* *whispers softly* Good thing you sedar sendiri also! HAHA.


09 January 2013

Exam Not.

*Love calling*

Me: Yo! How was it?
Koay: It was okayla. But got one question don't know the answer..
Me: What you mean? Others don't know also?
Koay: Yeah, it's like.. *paused* don't know how to tell you la.
Me: I don't want to know also! 
Koay: Oh ya, WE GOING TO WATCH MOVIE NOW!
Me: HUH!? After one paper, you all celebrate kau kau d? First, Kenny Rogers. Now, movie?
Koay: *laughs*
Me: Gila.

That made me miss my college years, so much. 

02 November 2012

Embarassing Moment #01

Had a really weird disturbing dream last night. So I woke up feeling so ughh. Put on a dress, a bit of eyeliner and blusher and off I went to work. Today, I drove.

Went to meet clients at Prai and Bukit Mertajam in the morning. Lunched solo at Sunway Carnival Mall. Took the ferry back. Stood at the most front of the ferry and watched the island from afar.

Why I'm listing down all the places I've been will be explained below.

So, then I went back to the office, rushed to the toilet to pee and then IT HAPPENED!

THAT MOMENT where I stopped and all the places I went and people I met today flashed back right in front of my eyes, while the whole entire time my mouth was wide opened (I walked around the mall like a boss sumore)

Okay, maybe not that dramatic. BUT STILL SO EMBARASSING! (till I wanna dig a small hole and stuck my head in it!)

I found out that my dress was not zipped up the whole entire time. And on top of that, there was a hole underneath the zip. So, that means I have one HUGE hole and one small hole on the right side of my body. Sorry right side, you were exposed accidentally. Good thing I wore a belt (that is most likely the reason to explain how come I can forget to zip up this morning!!). Also, good thing I carry my faithful longchamp on the right side. Good thing is good!

the right side of the 'crime scene.' (sees the photo and tells self *my belly is not big, my belly is not big* It's definitely the post-scar-op that makes my belly bigger than it used to be! Will update on that next time)


the sixteen centimetres gap cut into half by the belt (yes, I just measured with my office ruler)


oh, look whats that? ANOTHER HOLE. which is like seven centimetres long
*stares in disbelief*


So, overall, a total of 23cm of skin, okay maybe around 20cm (minus the belt to be exact) was exposed.
*teary eyes* (drama again)
Oh well.


at the end of the day, I will still smile and thank the Big Man that I came home still breathing. At least the 'exposed areas' are not the very important and sacred ones. Haha.


I'm sure you all have very embarassing moments too!
SHARE WITH ME WHEN I SEE YOU SO WE CAN LAUGH TOGETHER! (and I won't feel so silly!)

Have a blasting Saturday and Sunday! :)