"I'm not going to do it"
"Cause she's a girl and I can't do it"
"Because you're not supposed to hit girls"
"I don't want to hurt her"
"Jesus doesn't want us to hit others"
"First of all, I can't hit her because she's pretty, and she's a girl"
"Because I'm against violence"
"Girls shouldn't be hit, not even with a flower.. or a bouquet of flowers"
"Because it's bad"
"CAUSE I'M A MAN"