07 January 2015

How To Be A Man 101.

"I'm not going to do it"

"Cause she's a girl and I can't do it"

"Because you're not supposed to hit girls"

"I don't want to hurt her"

"Jesus doesn't want us to hit others"

"First of all, I can't hit her because she's pretty, and she's a girl"

"Because I'm against violence"

"Girls shouldn't be hit, not even with a flower.. or a bouquet of flowers"

"Because it's bad"